Wherever you go, people trail behind offering free advice to get married soon, get settled soon and what not? You sure start to feel the pressure hitting on you which is why I am putting this forward; so that you can testify it to yourselves that it’s better to stay single.
It’s time to stand up against all this nagging and give them disapproval on the face front. Here are 12 awesome reasons why girls should stay single till they wish:
1). YOU GET TO READ ALL NIGHT, WATCH A FLICK OR PARTY WITHOUT STRINGS ATTACHED.
You needn’t explain to anyone on what you were doing or where you’re going, isn’t that awesome enough?
2). YOU CAN HAVE THE BED ALL TO YOURSELF.
Your bed is like your personal territory. And you can even end up using the whole of your bed when you sleep there’s simply no room for anyone else.
3). YOU CAN STICK ONTO SOME OF YOUR DISGUSTING HABITS.
You can eat a whole batch of ice cream followed by a couple of vada-pav’s and some lemon soda to wash it all down, Eww right? You get to stick on to these for there would be no one to judge you around on what you’re doing!!
4). YOU NEED NOT BELIEVE IN ‘HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
We live in the land of no happily ever after isn’t it? So what’s the deal in believing in one? If happily ever after exists so does Santa Claus and unicorns.
5). YOU GET TO SAVE MORE MONEY.
Starting from dates to movies, everything can be expensive. Not to talk of the future where you might have to doll out more on diapers and baby food. But self-satisfaction can evolve much easily; like how much a tall can of drink and a television cost after all isn’t it?
6). YOU GET TIME FOR HOBBIES.
You can’t be in a relationship and read like ten novels every week nor swim all night, isn’t it?
7). YOU GET TO HAVE A LOT OF FRIEND TIME.
Friendship is the most important relationship on earth, isn’t it? So it’s best we invest more time on them in order to be able to recuperate and have fun.
8). YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN RUNNING AROUND TREES.
You have other things to do with life like working, focusing on your career and multi-tasking isn’t on your cards.
9). YOU GET TO STAY IMPULSIVE, CAREFREE AND AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME.
You needn’t fall into a routine for life as couples do, but you get to stay impulsive, carefree and available all the time. You can hang around with single guys in parties and have a new mate for dancing without someone breathing down your neck.
10). YOU CAN HAVE TV PRIVILEGES.
You get to be the one to be able to control your remote at home. You needn’t actually sit and stare lamely at news pretending to be interested in current affairs while all that you want to do is slop down while watching Roadies.
11). YOU NEEDN’T DEAL WITH IN-LAWS.
All the way with marriage, you get a spouse tagged along with in-laws, isn’t it all a big bore? To top it all you need to adorn the role of a perfect bahu all the time, tough life *sigh*!!
12). YOU GET TO DO THINGS AT YOUR PACE.
You get to move around and do things at your own pace without no one screaming all the way from the hallway ‘come on, we’re already two hours late’ and so on.
As we already know; dealing with our own emotions is hard enough these days. Why not enjoy life for what it actually is? And why add on more work to life than what it already has; isn’t it? Stay Single, Stay Happy!! 😀 😀