Let’s try to recollect how many times you have erred to understand about what your girlfriend or wife said? Even more; how many more times have you misinterpreted on what your mother said? It might put you wondering on why are they still mad when you actually did what they said, sad right!! Well, I know right so let’s wrap you up guys a little present. I am listing down some commonly used keywords and phrases your lady loves or mothers might use while they might actually mean the opposite; so here it goes ,
1). OKAY, FINE!!
It translates to Go to hell!!
And if it used during an argument oh well it directly means; please shut up duh!!
2). PLEASE GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
It arbitrarily means; I need at least half an hour.
3). THAT’S OKAY
Oh well, it means she is calculating on how hard and how long you should pay for this.
4) PLEASE DO
This is very obviously not a green card but more like a warning that says Ice bergs ahead!!
Oh please, pull up your socks for this is a time to actually accept a compliment!
6) THANKS A LOT
This is a tad too different from plain thanks; it means you have ticked her off in some callous way and that she is plotting revenge against you!!
7) GO AHEAD
This is not a permission darling, but a dare!! This is a verbal statement that acts as a symptom of a retribution you are soon going to face la la la!!
8). DO I LOOK FAT?
It indirectly means, you better say I look hot as always!!
9) I CAN COOK WELL
Of course, she forgets to mention that her culinary expertise limits itself to only making Maggi!! *sigh*
10). YOUR EX IS GORGEOUS!!
You dated her? OMG it’s time to get an eye test done!! And well I am pleased your standards have risen at least now.
11). YEAH YOU CAN TALK TO HER
Oh yeah, I bet you won’t!!
12). NO AM NOT ANGRY
It means, please don’t get me started on that!!
13). I AM NOT JEALOUS
It undoubtedly means, of course I am, it’s just that I don’t want to own up to it!!
14). YOUR COLLEAGUES ARE AWESOME.
It means, Oh those bitches I bet they are all just wannabe’s!!
15). I DON’T CARE ANYMORE
To all you Adams out there; it means she loves you much more than anything else in this world!!
16). HAVE FUN AT THE PARTY
It means, don’t you dare flirt with any girl in the party.
17). WE NEED TO TALK.
Shucks this directly means; you are dead!!
18). THAT WAS FUN
Crap, that can’t get any worse though!!
19). I AM HAPPY FOR YOU
This mean, you better put a tab on whatever you are doing.
Lol, in the world of women, it’s just another way of saying f*** off!!