25 QUOTABLE QUOTES FROM FRIENDS

1. Janice: Oh my God!

 

2. Rachel: Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

 

3 .Rachel: Hey, Mon, look, I’m melting butter.
Monica: That’s great, Rach. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

 

4 .Chandler: I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

 

5. Joey: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.

 

6. Monica: Fine! Judge all you want but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!

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7 .Ross: They’re still not coming on man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!

8. Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? We’re gonna pick it up and move it. All we need is teamwork, okay? We’re gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide.
Rachel: Ross, I really don’t think.
Ross: Lift and slide.

9 .Joey: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.

 

10. Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto

 

11. Ross: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here so stop calling us.”

12. Rachel: Chandler wrote something about me on that paper and I want to see it!
Ross: Chandler, isn’t that the short story you were writing?
Rachel: Short story? And I’m in it? I want to read it!
Ross, Joey, Chandler: NO!
Joey: Why don’t you read it to her?
Chandler: It was summer; and it was hot. Rachel was there “A lonely grey couch OH LOOK! cried Ned, and then the kingdom was his forever. The End.

 

13. Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

 

14. Ross: You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.

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15. Joanna: Wait, what are you doing?
Chandler: Getting dressed.
Joanna: Why?
Chandler: Well, when I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.

 

16 .Joey: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens; is that why they’re extinct?
Ross: Joey, homo sapiens are PEOPLE.
Joey: Hey, I’m not judgin!

 

17. Phoebe: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.

 

18. Phoebe: He must decide. He must decide. Even though I made him up, he must decide!

 

19 .Monica: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

 

20. Rachel: How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ’em under a bus or something?

 

21 . Rachel : If she wanted to be more like me, why couldn’t she just copy my hairstyle or something?

 

22 .Rachel : Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming.

 

23. Phoebe : Chandler still thinks I’m pregnant and he hasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.

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24. Phoebe : If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

 

And the most epic of them all,

 

25. Pheobe : Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Also, Ross : “We were on a break!”