8 Biggest Woes Of A Married Man

8 Biggest Woes Of A Married Man

These days not just the women folk; desert their family and move into a new household post marriage but men do the same too.

The whole world celebrates women and feminism and it’s time we give men time and thought too; for they are the ones who make our life worth living isn’t it?

8 WOES OF A MARRIED MAN

Every man has some dreams and expectations of what life would be post-marriage, unfortunately it turns out to be the exact opposite,

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So here; are some of the woes beer-hidden amongst all married men; that has never been quoted much for fear of the unknown… tsk tsk !!

 

1). MEN EXPECT THEIR WIVES TO BE BUDDING MASTER-CHEFS LIKE TARLA DALAL OR NITA MEHTA

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But miss out on the note that women expect their husbands to be Sanjeev Kapoor! 😛

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2). They Expect Romance To Be On A Higher Side.

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You aim to surpass classic romance tales like DDLJ, Devdas but end up eating each other’s head all day.

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3). THEY EXPECT SQUABBLES AND TIFFS TO END SUBTLY.

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It takes time to realize that, women and subtlety never go together and with the passage of time they will learn to deal with your tantrums, ha ha ha!!

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4). THEY LOOK FOR A SAADHARAN LADKI WHO CAN STAY AT HOME AND MAN HIS KIDS.

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Instead he gets to deal with the live-in role model and combination of Veronica D’costa & Aaliya Khan!! 😀

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5). THEY EXPECT ‘HER’ TO BE THE DOCILE FEMALE; WHO GIVES A NOD TO EVERYTHING HE SAYS!!

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Sadly, it ends with the roles being reversed!! 😛

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6). THEY EXPECT ‘HER’ TO BE IN-GAME FOR A PARTY ANYTIME

Yes she is, except that she needs about four hours’ time to plan and execute the same.

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7). MEN EXPECT THEIR MATE’S LIBIDO TO BE IN-TUNE WITH THEIRS ANYTIME & ALL THE TIME

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Except that you aren’t getting laid; unless you have done all that she has told you to do so!! 😛 😀

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8). POST-KIDS YOU PRESUME TO BECOME HER HERO

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Except that; you have to strive more for her attention, love and time these days!!

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Marriage life is not a bed of roses; it’s more of a responsibility so instead of trying to win the upper hand try to make your partner feel loved, from the bottom of your heart.

8 Biggest Woes Of A Married Man

 

Treat him/her the way you want them to treat you 😀

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Cheers people!! 😀

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