The World’s First Sex-Themed Amusement Park Is Opening In Brazil. Guess What It’s Called!

Brazil Erotikaland

A new amusement park is coming up in Brazil and it’s got everyone quite excited. Called Erotikaland, it will be the world’s first sexual playground equipped with vibrating cinemas, nudist pools, train of pleasure, bumper cars, and much more.



Here are some extraordinary features to watch out for:

  • A 7D cinema hall with, you know it, vibrating seats for a ‘complete’ cinematic experience.
  • A Ferris Wheel with seating booths which utilize one way glass so you can enjoy the view while you do whatever nasty things you young’uns do these days.
  • A Train of Pleasures which is meant to be an erotic ghost train with go-go boys and girls instead of zombies and ghosts.
  • A hotel where you can stay overnight for… well, you know.
  • A Nudist Pool because why not. In for a penny, in for a pound.
  • An Erotic Museum in case all the nudity isn’t enough for you, possibly a Brent Ray Fraser exhibition.
  • And last but not least erotic games in the fashion of Playland.



The entry fee will be $100 but getting intimate inside the premises will be a strict no-no. However, should couples feel the need, they can head to nearby motels to book a room.

Of course, the idea has been met with severe criticism with a state official saying “we cannot be known as the capital of sex.”



However, the project leader Mr Matheus Erler remains unabashed. “If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel – which we will operate,” he said.


The adult-only park will be up and running by 2018 and will be a two-hour drive from Sao Paulo.


So who’s signing up?